Welcome! We are the Aztec Empire!
[[Not interested]]
[[That sounds cool!]]JOIN NOW!
[[NO!]]
[[That sounds cool!]] Great! (Thank goodness, no one ever says yes.) We are the People of the Sun. We have so many branches of our culture! We have math! Science! Rocks! Trees! Food! Space! Human sacrifice! WHich one would you like to explore first?
[[Math!]]
[[Science!]]
[[Rocks!]]
[[Trees!]]
[[Food!]]
[[Space!]]
[[Human Sacrifice!!!!]]ok.
[[Vampires]]
[[Cannibals]]ve are ze vampires! (Blah Bla Blah!)
[[Hi!]]
[[NO!]]
Hi. We. Are. Cannibals.
[[Hey!]]
[[Um...]]
[[No!]]We are mathmeticians! We do math goodly!
3+2=6
2+2=fish
1+1=(DEATH)YAY! SCIENCE! We are working on a very intricate calendar! Top of the line, first of its kind! Did you know that rain is something that the gods give us ONLY when we give them the flesh of our beloved children? Learn more about it in human sacrifice!
[[Human Sacrifice!!!!]] Rocks are fun. Trees have lifes too! Here at the Aztecs, we treat trees with respect by drowning them in water, suffocating the saplings in dirt, and viciously chopping down grown trees, all with respect!WE HAVE FOOD! FOOD FOOD! AND ALSO FOOD! (Go to the Human Sacrifice Department.)
[[Human Sacrifice!!!!]] Our gods do not live in space, they live somewhere else, but we study space! (I don't know how to elaborate.)
[[Human Sacrifice!!!!]] Human sacrifice! The jewel of the Aztecs! When you join the Aztec Human Sacrifice Department, (HSD) you get benefits such as:
-Sacrifice your children to the rain gods!
-Throw your friends down the stairs to in order to have sunlight!
-Remember that kid in second grade who used to bully you? Well now you can do something about it!
JOIN THE AZTECS TODAY!
[[NO!]]
[[Explored all options (Aztecs, Vampires, Cannibals) and still unhappy? Click here!->Click here]]Here vith ze vampires you have vree access ze Hotel Transylvania as well as as much flesh as you could desire. Vhat do you say?
[[NO!]]
[[Explored all options (Aztecs, Vampires, Cannibals) and still unhappy? Click here!->Click here]]Hi! We are the holo unicorns. Everyone likes us, and this is why:
-We support the conclusion that dabbing causes cancer
-We are on a strict "holo potatoes only" diet
-And, uh, hello? WE ARE HOLO UNICORNS!
There is no other option! Welcome, and enjoy your time here!
Now that you are here you must prove your worth to the queen!
[[White House]] You. Like. Cannibalism? You. Appreciate. Cannibalism?
Welcome.
[[If you don't like cannibalism or don't appreciate cannibalism and you have explored all options (Aztecs, Vampires, Cannibals), then Click here!->Click here]]Hi. We. Eat. Things. Such as. YOU.
[[Hey!]]
[[No!]]Ok.
[[Explored all options (Aztecs, Vampires, Cannibals) and still unhappy? Click here!->Click here]]I am a magical holo unicorn. And not just any mystical creature...THE Holo Unicorn. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to buy an object at fast food chains. First up is to go to Starbucks.
(if: $coffee is true)[1.Now that you have your coffee, you are able to get something from McDonalds. (Obesity is bad. Dying is not good for your health.)]
(if: $burger is true)[2.With your burger, you are able to go to Panera. (I know this is cheesy, but this item is grate.)]
(if: $soup is true)[3.Now that you have your soup you can make a trip to Claude's.(Oh, Man. You wouldn't want to slip and fall in this icecream.)]
(if: $icecream is true)[4.Thank for the delicious ice cream, but now I am craving a bagel. (Sometimes less is more...)]
(if: $bagel is true)[5.Ahhh, I love me a bagel! NOW GO GET ME SOMETHING FROM TACO BELL! (What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!)]
(if: $taco is true)[6.Last one! I absolutely love Dunkin' Donuts! (Tea parties are my favorite place to be.)]
(if: $donut is true)[7.Thank you so much! Your prize awaits!]
[[Star Bucks]]
(if: $coffee is true)[[[McDonalds->McDonalds]]]
(if: $burger is true)[[[Panera->Panera]]]
(if: $soup is true)[[[Claude's->Claude's]]]
(if: $icecream is true)[[[Shef's->Shef's]]]
(if: $bagel is true)[[[Taco Bell->Taco Bell]]]
(if: $taco is true)[[[Dunkin' Donuts->Dunkin Donuts]]]
(if: $donut is true)[[[Your prize awaits!->prize room]]]Welcome to Starbucks. What would you like?
[[Coffee]]
[[Refresher]]Would you like iced or hot?
[[Iced]]
[[Hot]]And your name?
[[dsfvgb]]
[[Bob]]This Starbucks. We're meant for coffee.
[[White House]] This is Starbucks. Do you really think we will spell that.
[[White House]] You're young. You can't drink hot coffee. (duh...)
[[White House]] You're all set! Here's your coffee!
(set: $coffee to true)
[[White House]] Hello, what would you like?
[[Happy Meal]]
[[Burger]] Aren't you a little old for that?
[[White House]] Big Mac or Quarter Pounder?
[[Big Mac]]
[[Quater Pounder]]Bruh...IT'S TOO BIG.
[[White House]] Yeah, the Big Mac is too big. Here's your burger!
(set: $burger to true)
[[White House]] This is Panera. What would you like?
[[Soup]]
[[Sandwhich]]Which whould you like?
[[Summer Corn Chowder]]
[[Broccoli Cheddar Soup]]Trust me, soup is soooooo much better.
[[White House]]EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW.
[[White House]] Here you go. Enjoy!
(set: $soup to true)
[[White House]]Welcome to Claude's! Cup or cone?
[[Cone]]
[[Cup]]No one uses cones!
[[White House]] Small, medium, or large?
[[Small]]
[[Medium]]
[[Large]]Too small.
[[White House]] Just the right size! Which flavor?
[[Pumpkin]]
[[Vanilla]]Too big.
[[White House]] Here you go! Enjoy!
(set: $icecream to true)
[[White House]] It's good, but pumpkin is way better.
[[White House]] Hello and welcome to Shef's! What would you like?
[[Everything bagel with cream cheese, chives, salmon and pickled onions]]
[[Plain bagel with cream cheese]]TO COMPLICATED! DO YOU REALLY THINK I HAVE THE TIME AND PATIENCE TO FULLFILL THAT ORDER?!
(A bit exessive, don't you think?)
[[White House]] Toasted or not toasted?
[[Toasted]]
[[Not toasted]]Here you go!
(set: $bagel to true)
[[White House]] Bruh...you have braces.
[[White House]] Hello! What would you like?
[[Taco]]
[[Burrito]] What type?
[[Original]]
[[Dorito]]Boy! No buys burritos at Taco Bell!
[[White House]] That has no flavor what so ever...have you ever been here?
[[White House]] What flavor?
[[Nacho]]
[[Cool Ranch]]Enjoy. NEXT!!!
(set: $taco to true)
[[White House]] Not cool, bro, not cool...
[[White House]] Hello, welcome to Dunkin' Donuts what would you like?
[[Munchkins]]
[[Donuts]]Donuts are a better deal.
[[White House]] What flavor?
[[Boston Cream]]
[[Chocolate]]That's my fav too! Enjoy!
(set: $donut to true)
[[White House]] It's not the best.
[[White House]] Congratulations! You won! You have been awarded a holo potato.