Art Teacher Quest

Hi! I am an art teacher and require some uusual supplies. Will you please help me? [[Of course!]] [[No thanks, I have better things to do]]

Thank you so much! I appreciate it. Follow this prophecy, and be safe. "Some slime saliva I must require My situation is most dire A potato from a monk, in oklahoma but make sure you do not get melanoma tea leaves from the amazon, in plain view you may even find a pikachu Do not get frightened along the way find me at sunrise, on the third day" [[Start quest]] [[No thanks, I have better things to do]]

Oh, ok. Thanks anyway. [[Move on]] [[Of course!]]

"Some slime saliva I must require My situation is most dire A potato from a monk, in oklahoma but make sure you do not get melanoma tea leaves from the amazon, in plain view you may even find a pikachu Do not get frightened along the way find me at sunrise, on the third day" [[Oklahoma]] [[Tornado Alley]] (if: $potato is true)[ [[Amazon Jungle]] ] (if: $tea is true)[ [[Ocean]] [[Swamp]] [[Slime Land]]] (if: $saliva is true)[ [[End Quest]] ]

Hi! I am an art teacher and require some usual supplies. Will you please help me? [[Didn't we just talk?]] [[Of course!]]

Thank you so much! I appreciate it. Follow this prophecy, and be safe. [[Wait, what?!]]

"Some slime saliva I must require My situation is most dire." [[mmmmm..]]

(Oh hey, a monk!) [[Hello mister monk!]] [[GIVE ME A POTATO!]]

You were swallowed by slimes. [[End quest->Start quest]]

Where to now? [[Dig]] [[Walk around and watch your step]]

You find a dead body. "This lady better give me something good for doing this!" [[Walk around and watch your step]]

Hey, look! A slime! (set: $saliva to true) *Slime siliva aquired [[End quest->Start quest]]

We need to find some tea leaves in the Amazon! [[Walk around]] [[Walk around]]

Oklahoma. [[Try to not get melanoma]]

We need a boat. [[Bye a cheap rickety boat]] [[Pay a little extra for a ride on a luxury cruise]]

(set: $fortune to (random: 1,3)) (if: $fortune is 1)[NOOOOO!!! The monk gave you melanoma. [[Try again->Oklahoma]]] (elseif: $fortune is 2)[NOOOOO!!! The monk gave you melanoma. [[Try again->Oklahoma]]] (elseif: $fortune is 3)[Yay! You didn't get melanoma! You have been given your potato from a monk. [[Start quest]]] (set: $potato to true)

Hello sir! I have no potato! (You are sad.) [[Next quest->Start quest]]

You have been slapped. [[Try again->Tornado Alley]]

Hey look! A pikachu! <img src= https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f5/1d/08/f51d08be05919290355ac004cdd5c2d6--pikachu-tattoo-pikachu-drawing.jpg> [[Be smart and catch it]] [[Be stupid and walk on]]

(set: $fortune to(random: 1,3)) (if: $fortune is 1)[You caught pikachu! [[Move on!]]] (elseif: $fortune is 2)[You didn't catch pikachu [[Try again->Walk around]]] (elseif: $fortune is 3)[You didn't catch pikachu [[Try again->Walk around]]]

Good job. A few minutes later you were attacked by a savage jaguar. No one could hear you scream, and this all could have been prevented if you had taken the tiume to tame the pikachu. Now that poor art teacher will never get her prophecy supplies and it is all. Your. FAULT! [[Try again->Walk around]]

Your pikachu gave you the tea leaves. Sadly, though, you must leave him behind. Goodbye, pikachu! [[Next quest->Start quest]] (set: $tea to true)

Good job. Your boat capsized and you were trapped in the ocean with no food, water, or shelter. The poor art teacher will never get her supplies all because you were too cheap. Wooooowww. [[Next place->Start quest]]

You boarded the luxery boat and got so caught up in the fun that you forgot your quest. The sunrise on the third day passed and you became a chicken. Good job. [[Next place->Start quest]]

Thank you so much! But now, I have to kill you. [[What!!!]] [[Ok]]

Yeah, sorry. You just gave me the ingredients to make an evil portal to destroy the world! [[Go to the bathroom]] [[Call 911]]

Yes, I-wait, what?! [[Yeah, I'm fine with it]]

Well, I wasn't expecting this! I had this whole vile plan and...(blah blah blah blah blah) *as she is talking, will you [[Catch her off guard and kill her]] [[Sit and wait]]

Well, I wasn't expecting that, but ok! (You dead, son) [[Try again->End Quest]]

Yay! (She dead son) [[Next]]

Good job. The neighbors heard the evil woman's scream and calls 911. The police arrive and catch you red handed. You spend the rest of your life rotting in jail. [[Try again->End Quest]]

You ask to go to the bathroom. She lets you because when you got to go, you got to go! From there you sneak out a window and shuffle over to the neighbors house and call 911. The police catch her and you get a small fine for helping her with her diabolical plan, but in the end, you won. :)

The evil woman catches you the minute you take a step. She turns you into dust and now there is no one to stop her. She creates her portal and goes off to destroy more worlds. Good job. [[Try again->What!!!]]

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