Hello...
[[is there anybody in there?]]
[[is it me you're looking for?]]
[[it's me.]]Based on what you picked, we've established that you're a fan of music from the seventies and eighties, making you fit for this mission.
[[What mission?]]
[[No, thanks]]Based on what you picked, we've established that you're a fan of music from the seventies and eighties, making you fit for this mission.
[[What mission?]]
[[No, thanks]]Based on what you clicked, it has been established that you are not fit for a mission. Due tp the complexity of the mission, nobody wants to go. So even though you probably can't accomplish it, you have been volunteered to participate in the mission.
[[Let's do this!]]
[[No, thanks]]I'm glad you accept!
[[The instructions]](if: $Nope is true)[Phsyche! You still have to do this.]
The instructions:
- This is a mission to save the last holographic unicorn roaming around this world.
- The species has become critically endangered due to poachers hunting them for their skin.
- The female is currently hiding in New York City from poachers. She knows that we're trying to help her.
- Due to the secrecy of this mission, we will not tell you her name.
- Lastly, you must go to several places to unlock the places in which the unicorn is hiding.
- You will begin in San Francisco.
[[San Francisco]]Either you're in, or out.
Actually, you have no option.
[[Let's do this!]]This is an important mission. You don't have an option.
[[Fine. Let's do this->The instructions]]
[[I don't care. I'm not doing this.]](set: $Nope to true)
ok. fine.
[[Go home->The instructions]]Where do you go?
[[The inner city]]
[[The outskirts]]You think that a shop might help you.
[[Go to L.L. Bean]]
[[Go to Marshalls]]You don't see anything that will help you get to the unicorns.
[[Go back to the city->The inner city]]
[[Give up]]You see a holo backpack! No, wait. It's just a rainbow tie-dye.
[[Go to Marshalls]]
[[Give up]]You look around and see a real holo backpack! You look inside, and find a piece of paper. It says; 'Elmo'.
Why Elmo?!?!?!
[[Try to figure it out creepily in Marshalls]]
[[Give up]]
YOU GAVE UP.
YOU FAILED.
DON'T YOU FEEL ASHAMED?!?!?!
[[Want another chance?->The instructions]]You keep saying to yourself, "Elmo, Elmo?" and eventually one of the staff hears you. They say you've been too loud and must leave the store. They add, "If you want to see Elmo, just go to Times Square!"
[[Go to Times Square]]
[[That makes no sense. Give up->Give up]] Those staff member's words were so helpful. That's what the paper meant! Times Square! You walk around Times Square until you find Elmo walking around. You look for the nearest store. There's 2. Urban Outfitters and Starbucks.
[[Go to Starbucks]]
[[Go to Urban Outfitters]]You go up to the counter and order a Unicorn Frappuccino. You look around, but don't see anything holo. But wait! You see some lady, with beautiful holo nails and holo clothing. She looks 28-ish and you feel like you've seen her somewhere before. Something tells you that she's also Canadian. However, she doesn't seem like she can help you.
[[Go to Urban Outfitters]]
[[Give up]]You look around and find a rack with many holo jackets hanging. You run your arm through the jackets and feel something behind them. You put your head between two jackets to have a better view, and you see a unicorn but not what you were hoping for. It's a stuffed animal unicorn. ARGH!
[[Give up]]
[[Go to McDonalds to eat]]
You walk to McDonalds and eat a Happy Meal. Your order number is 33. You sit down to eat and look out the window. You see two stores that have the words, 'Sale! 33% off!' The stores are Nordstrom and Ralph Lauren. You're not sure if it's just a coincidence, but you know you need to check them out.
[[Go to Ralph Lauren]]
[[Go to Nordstrom]]You look around Ralph Lauren but don't see anything promising. You sigh.
[[Go to Nordstrom]]
[[Give up]]You enter Nordstrom and don't see any holo objects. You start to lose hope and think that you failed.
[[Give up]]
[[Meh...]]You decide to go back to Urban Outfitters to buy one of the jackets because they just look awesome. You grab one. SUDDENLY something pulls you behing the rack into the darkness. You can't see much. But you can definitely hear. "I am the holo unicorn. Please, take me to safety." You reply, " I thought that I would never find you. *sigh* Well, making you safe is what I'm here to do. At your service."
[[Bring her back]]Thank you for bringing back the unicorn! We are eternally grateful. Please, take our gift.
[[Take the gift]]
[[Don't accept it.]]Our gift to you is...
a holo potato!
[[Do it again??->The instructions]]DO IT!
[[Nah...]]
[[Take the gift]]You have to...
[[Fine.->Take the gift]]